When This Becomes That

(Narrative) Chance! No longer looking upon, spouting or spitting, dashing or dancing, OH NO! It's here and it's queer, pedal to the metal and it's ready to get it on like Donkey Kong. There's no boat to sail this moat. This is your tainted sewage system called hysteria, and the rats and cow bells ring-a-ling-ding in it. We always told you it wouldn't be easy, we tried to warn you. This is where the real fun begins. The end and the nightmare and the travesty and the apocalytic death adventure. I am your tour guide to the dooms and the shrooms. There is no time to waste, dare you, take my place, take these safes, stick it steady, be ready, 'cause this WILL hurt. Brace yourself for full dynamic overload - This SHALL Become That.